wednes: (FG/Psycho)
wednes ([personal profile] wednes) wrote2012-05-07 05:31 pm
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You gonna work on that novel? Got your self a compelling protagonist?

I'm working on a short story for an anthology sub.
But H is hungry, and I am too, so I was taking a break to clean the kitchen before I cook the thanksgiving casserole H has been wanting for a while.
Ground chicken, various veggies, and a bag of cornbread stuffing mix with stock and everything, baked in the oven. We have mushers, broccoli, leeks and vidalias, green and yellow zucchini, that sort of thing.

Anyway, I see H at my keyboard. "Hahahaha," I joke. "So I guess now my story takes place on a spaceship and has boobs in it, right?" Mind you, I was totally kidding about H actually altering my story. He would never do that, ever.
Until today...

I sit down and see this tacked on to the end:

I woke up to the site of boobs. Boobs everywhere. I didn’t know what was going on. There [sic] size was unbelievable. I thought I must've been dreaming still. I punched myself in the face real hard to check and see; but no, I was awake. Then I realized that it must be some kind of hologram like in star trek. That, or I was on some drugs. But it didn't do drugs. That was for gays and poor people so it was the star trek thing and I thought if I was on star trek that would be sweet like the time the robot was doing it with that girl from pet sematery. She was pretty hot...


I found it chilling it its realism. LOL

(Anonymous) 2012-05-08 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know - maybe you SHOULD let him collaborate with you. I about peed my pants laughing while reading this.

[identity profile] sarahmichigan.livejournal.com 2012-05-08 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, that was me - didn't realize I wasn't logged in.